Creep Jokes

Why are people so creeped out by the guy in the unicorn mask?

Because he's always horny.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.