Foreskin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Whatcha call that?

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How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

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