How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!