How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser