How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o