How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.