How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.