What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What do you call a showoff Texan?

tatious.

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.