What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness