Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!