What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it