What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!