Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!