Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.