Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.