Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you