Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.