Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.