Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.