Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.