Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

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What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.