Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it