Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Who is driving?

A cop.

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How would you say you handle job pressure?

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.