What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.