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What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing?

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups?

Cause they're a bunch of pussies.

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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

The Allman Brothers.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

A.) An air mattress.

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why shouldn't you trust big cats?

They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies.

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Math Joke Jokes More Math Joke Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Cunning Bunch Jokes More Cunning Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.