Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.