Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!