Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA