What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.