Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.