How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.