How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See