What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"