What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.