If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?

v=b1jklUhG1y8

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.