If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.