Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!