Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.