Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Which director is Hollywood's darling?

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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A mootation