Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Spoil Milk Jokes More Spoil Milk Jokes

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

Chocolate Milk Jokes More Chocolate Milk Jokes

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.