Shelf Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

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What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.