What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL