What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...