What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...