What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL