Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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What's Robin Hood's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood