Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.