Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards