What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

Respawn Jokes More Respawn Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns