What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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An aneurysm.

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.