What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn