Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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They always want to play leap frog with him

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There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.