Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Because they use "net" profits
Because they use their head.
Coz...she "let's it go!"
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because he found his honey.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
