Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.