Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx