What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.