What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)