What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.