How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer