How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.