Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!