Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!