What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.