What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!