Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside