Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.