How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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French Toast.

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They Neverland.

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Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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AN APPLE!**

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How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

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It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.