How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

Why are Asians not optimistic?

Because they have a limited view of life.

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.