Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.