Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.