What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!