What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.