What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '