Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.