Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

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Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.