What's a cats most common written thought?

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.