What's a cats most common written thought?

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.