What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.