What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*