Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)