What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.