What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator