What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Tile Jokes More Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !