Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....